I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?
  • Me:Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
  • Spider:Omg man I didn't see you there.
  • Me:We cool?
  • Spider:Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
  • Me:Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
  • Spider:Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
  • Me:So...can I get out now?
  • Spider:Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
  • Me:Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
  • Spider:Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
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#how spectacular a queue is this?

distelhawk:

The bounciest booty of the bunch is back in action
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anthonyedwardstarks:

Chris Evans playing beer pong on the set of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

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#how spectacular a queue is this?

himeros-son-of-aphrodite:

sailor-ramiel:

sora2522:

karenhurley:

This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via

This is actually kinda perfect for outdoor weddings omg

casually reblogging this entire tag lol whoop

you could have your wedding in an empty space next to your house and have a garden to commemorate your marriage omg

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stanggrl:

Is it bad that my first though was ‘If Rapunzel had bangs they’d be brown!’?

17 Jul +58524
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anonimouspoet:

Find someone who understands your silence.

17 Jul +48090
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r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

image

“no.”

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eatyourpie:

unicorn-ghost:

i’ve been waiting for this photoset my whole life

thank you

yesyes

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#BWAHAHAHAHA
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